Displayed inside a showcase on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a neon pink suit donned by the entertainer. His performance in front of 100,024 fans was considered a success.
Perhaps you don't like Robbie Williams. You might think he is the ultimate present to music the world has ever seen. You might take a balanced view, acknowledging that some hits are fantastic while others are poor.
The key argument is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to create music or even the longest format.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts peerless complexity. It is hard to think of another sport where the contest is so reliant upon the environment.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the playing surface.
If Test cricket is a form of art, the strip is the foundation on which the cricketers create their art.
A Broken-Down Battle: The Melbourne Spectacle
The fourth Ashes Test between Australia and England was an abstract version of cricket, the great game dismantled and reconstructed in abstract form.
Let's be clear, this isn't a endorsement of the wicket which resulted in a triumph and the another sub-three-day finish of the Ashes battle.
Allowing 10mm of grass on the surface, causing 36 wickets tumbling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between bat and ball.
A Varied History: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is wide of the mark.
The long game is a diverse canvas, over two thousand matches and still growing. At times, as witnessed recently, the ball moves excessively for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a dry surface. Sometimes, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it explodes.
The exciting finishes are particularly captivating because of the patience made in other matches.
Adaptation: The Core Skill
Certain variables are accepted more easily than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the contest was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the best players were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – assessing the conditions and adapting accordingly. The two highest individual innings were made by recognized batters. One line-up committed more errors than the other, and thus lost.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the devotees who have suffered 18 winless matches that this was not entertaining.
In a corner of the ground, thousands celebrated and created an atmosphere, generating a party atmosphere in a heartland of national pride.
There was hope as the fielding side dominated, advantage when the top order responded, and pure joy when the result was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The MCG has previous experience with difficult wickets. In the past, a Test there featured a wicket with the excitement of a a non-event.
That contest was a grind, with minimal action and endless boredom. The two-day game and that previous match are extreme ends of the range – neither ideal, yet historical weight can be attached to them.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"Far from being the death of the format at all," observed a former player. "Fans who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been treated to some real entertainment. A unique show."
Small Victories: A Glimmer of Hope
In the build-up to this Test, the leader talked like a man carrying the weight of the world on his back.
The team delivered for him, reinstating the positive demeanor to his persona.
New faces performed with key contributions. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but a starting point to develop from.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other notable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans departed into a glorious Melbourne evening, the players congregated on the outfield to begin their own festivities.
Savour the moment, lads. This victory was hard-fought.